zaterdag 9 april 2016

I need a bathroom!

"Ik mot me toch zeike....."
PEESFUL world leaders


How Women in Combat Pee, by the New York Times

 

wat een gezeik!

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Female




Hans S
12:04 PM
+Frank Terroni
Maybe she has read this: http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female

Or maybe she used this: https://www.quora.com/How-difficult-is-it-for-women-to-pee-standing-up

But I tell you a secret: at home and even when I have the opportunity elsewhere, and in case the toilet seat is clean or can be cleansed easily, I like to urinate SITTING DOWN, as a man, because it's more relaxed and I have great prayers while being there, 'doing my thing'. ;-))

And I'm not the only one: If you're a true gentleman, you should pee sitting down: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11445274/If-youre-a-true-gentleman-you-should-pee-sitting-down.html

But I must admit: urinating STANDING UP is an option, given by the creator, who was Himself a REAL MAN (JESUS) while being in human capacity for 33+ years, comes in quite handy and especially in the wild.

I'm so GLAD to know that in eternity, the differences between men and women, which God=JESUS has created, will be no longer RELEVANT, because we will ALL be LIKE the ANGELS and SONS of God!

This doesn't mean that female SAINTS will change into MEN...of course not!

But they will have the SAME status as male SAINTS: SONS of GOD!

Look it up in the Bible: there are no 'daughters of God': https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=daughters+of+God&qs_version=GNV

sons of God: https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=sons+of+God&qs_version=GNV

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  1. +SB goeckerman
    Adam and Eve didn't have this problem before their Fall
    , because they were naked, and God (=JESUS) made their first attire from animal skin, so He was the first couturier.
    JESUS knows what's RIGHT!

    Just think of Tarzan and Jane: https://www.google.nl/search?q=Tarzan+and+Jane&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjA36SI64HMAhXBXhoKHY_lBe0Q_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=899#imgrc=lMzixaoAJXn4cM%3A

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    RACHEAL SEEKINGCHRIST4LIFE
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    This Is What Happens When
    Ungodly Men Are Appointed
    To Rule Over A Nation .....
    Anything Goes !!!!
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    Theodore “Monty” Monroe
    3:15 AM
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    Not for long
    Frank Terroni
    3:58 AM




    She says she has a big clitorise
    Theodore “Monty” Monroe
    4:29 AM
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    +Frank Terroni no no please no
    Hans S
    12:04 PM




    +Frank Terroni
    Maybe she has read this: http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female

    Or maybe she used this: https://www.quora.com/How-difficult-is-it-for-women-to-pee-standing-up

    But I tell you a secret: at home and even when I have the opportunity elsewhere, and in case the toilet seat is clean or can be cleansed easily, I like to urinate SITTING DOWN, as a man, because it's more relaxed and I have great prayers while being there, 'doing my thing'. ;-))

    And I'm not the only one: If you're a true gentleman, you should pee sitting down: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11445274/If-youre-a-true-gentleman-you-should-pee-sitting-down.html

    But I must admit: urinating STANDING UP is an option, given by the creator, who was Himself a REAL MAN (JESUS) while being in human capacity for 33+ years, comes in quite handy and especially in the wild.

    I'm so GLAD to know that in eternity, the differences between men and women, which God=JESUS has created, will be no longer RELEVANT, because we will ALL be LIKE the ANGELS and SONS of God!

    This doesn't mean that female SAINTS will change into MEN...of course not!

    But they will have the SAME status as male SAINTS: SONS of GOD!

    Look it up in the Bible: there are no 'daughters of God': https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=daughters+of+God&qs_version=GNV

    sons of God: https://www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=sons+of+God&qs_version=GNV
    Chewy Bad Dog
    4:40 PM
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    That is so wrong.
    SB goeckerman
    4:47 PM
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    Deuteronomy 22:5, "The woman shall not wear which pertains unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

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  2. Zeik toch eens lekker van je af, lieve mensen...dat lucht zo heerlijk op.

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  3. +Gyongyi Czifrik
    Bedankt voor je getuigenis, Gyongyi!

    Wat geweldig dat je nu ook van JEZUS houdt!
    Ik ben ook een ex-atheist en ik vond ook elke vorm van geloof onzin en dwaas, en hoe ik tot geloof gekomen ben heb ik vaak in het Engels verteld en een belangrijk deel van mijn getuigenis staat hier: JESUS is my BEST FRIEND! What about you? http://xembryo.blogspot.nl/2014/09/jesus-is-my-best-friend-what-about-you.html

    Maar mijn verhaal is zo krankjorum dat ik het her en der heb neergezet, en onder deze noemer vindt je meer: Testimony http://ezekiel38rapture.blogspot.nl/search/label/Testimony

    I was zo arrogant als de duivel en net zo 'charmant' https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7WgKa6N14cc/VPBiEW7yrbI/AAAAAAAAbe0/PNBlZIhZcFI/s1600/Satan%2Bthe%2Bproud%2Band%2BGoddamned%2BAtheist.png

    JEZUS heeft een zware kluif aan me gehad om me te redden en om me gered te houden, want ik liep constant van Hem weg, maar Satan wilde me niet meer terug....en ik wilde hem ook niet meer.

    Ik heb geen hekel aan hem, maar hij verdient het gewoon om 'in therapie' te gaan in de poel van vuur, en zijn demonen'vrienden' ook, en ook iedereen die op hem lijkt, qua karakter.

    Ja, JEZUS en ik zijn het met elkaar eens geworden.

    Ik benadruk dat maar weer eens middels dit topic op mijn site: WE NEED JESUS! WE HEBBEN JEZUS NODIG! http://ezekiel38rapture.blogspot.nl/2016/04/we-need-jesus-we-hebben-jezus-nodig.html

    JEZUS komt eraan, zuster!

    Liefs in HEM van Hans! ;-))

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  4. Reacties
    1. Obama is a walking piece of VOMIT on behalf of the Vatican and SATAN!

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  5. Bruce Jenner's Transition: How Many Americans Are Transgender? - See more at: http://www.livescience.com/50635-bruce-jenner-transgender-prevalence.html#sthash.PXyJYJGI.dpuf

    The Search for the Best Estimate of the Transgender Population http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/09/upshot/the-search-for-the-best-estimate-of-the-transgender-population.html?_r=0

    LGBT demographics of the United States https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States

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  6. Reacties
    1. It's an attack on God, who is JESUS, who created MALES and FEMALES with different roles and appearances, just as it's the case among most of the animals, and this in connection to the successful upbringing of offspring. Satan is a fallen angel and he knows that all humans are meant to be like the angels in eternity without a sexual role, but here on earth and in this dimension we're still humans with a sexual role, and again, concerning the successful upbringing of offspring while giving them a good example, so that the new generation will become good parents too according to God's intentions.

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      Rob Koch8 hours ago
      Men wearing dresses is wrong. Scripture is clear on one sex wearing the clothing of the other sex. But Dave seems to have the idea that it's a war on black men. He is mistaken, white men have indeed been made to dress as women. It's a war against Bible standards.
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      Caribbean Herald
      Caribbean Herald2 hours ago
      yeah.. its not only aimed at black men, but men in general. Its an attack on masculinity..

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